Well what can you say about this grumpy old man?
Set in his ways, he doesn't like being picked up.
Doesn't like being stroked more than once (sometimes per day).
Does like to come and go as he pleases so a cat flap is a must.
Does like to be fed daily dry food down on tap and wet food twice a day. (But make sure you put a full bowl down before lifting the old one or he might swipe you.)
Barney needs a retirement home where he can live the rest of his days (he's about ten so may have quite a few of them) in peace with no other pets, no children and just be left alone to wander as he pleases.
Barney is very agile and fit and still loves to play especially with a toy he can fight and get his teeth into.
Barney has been known to swipe at you if he's in a mood but give him a warm window to curl up on and make his own will make his day.
He is neutered, vaccinated and microchipped.